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Make your own food part one - bread

It’s almost a shame that this blog doesn’t have a slightly broader scope; maybe “how granny used to do it” or something. Maybe that would attract the wrong crowd, though. Anyway, there’s something truly Luddite-ish about this particular article, and it’s thoroughly practical and healthy with it. So even if it doesn’t save money or time, and consequently can’t really score very high here, it definitely captures the mood of the blog.
A little something came to my attention a while ago regarding bread. Have you heard of the Chorleywood Bread Process? It was developed in 1961 as a way of making use of British-grown grain, which had a lower protein content than imported grain. The short version of the story is that by judicious application of high-speed mechanical mixers, and the addition of more fat and salt, the fermentation process was greatly reduced, allowing for rapid production of bread. Unfortunately this bread had more fat and salt, and less protein and flavour, than bread made by previous processes.

So it’s a little surprising (or is it?) to find that bread made by the Chorleywood process accounts for approximately 80% of the bread in the UK.

I was checking out one of my favourite clothing companies, Howies, when I had a look at their Doh Boy doll. And there, tucked away, is a wonderfully simple recipe describing how to make your own bread. Now, there are such things as bread-making machines, and they’re probably no bad thing. But this particular recipe is about kneading and bashing a big lump floured dough that you make with your own hands.

Delicious.

There’s a lot to be said for the Slow Food Movement.

Incidentally, I’m thinking of writing more about making and growing your own food. My cooking is basic at the best of times, so I’ll have to hunt around for inspiration. Feel free to leave a comment with suggestions.

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On 20 November 2007
At 12:14 am
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Television, drug of the nation

Why don’t you just switch off your TV set and go out and do something less boring instead? Sound advice from a hideous, erm, TV show of the seventies. Lord knows the average number of hours people sit in front of the TV, developing back-aches and mushy brains. The question is, do you really need that TV time? What does it do for you? Does it actually, genuinely entertain you? Does it really help you relax? Probably not as much as reading a book, or trying 15 minutes of meditation, or phoning a friend, or writing a letter to your gran, or learning a musical instrument, or going OUTSIDE, or…. anything! (more…)

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On 15 April 2007
At 1:47 pm
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The latte factor

The “latte factor” refers to the cumulative cost of purchasing coffee from high-street vendors. Every morning you visit Pret, Starbucks, or Costa for your tall-skinny-mocha-frappucino, you fork out a little. Maybe £1 or £2, maybe more? But if you’re like me, that’s every morning, and quite often at lunch time as well. So maybe that’s £4 per day. And that’s £20 per week, if you only do it on weekdays! Of course it doesn’t stop there. Think of the amount you spend on sandwiches at lunchtime. Maybe another £5 per day? On top of that coffee, that’s going to add up to £40-£50 per week! That’s a silly amount of cash, and that’s the latte factor. So how can you reduce it? (more…)

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On 15 November 2006
At 10:38 am
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How to shave without getting razor rash, and without spending a fortune

Now before I go any further, I should point out that this is about shaving the face, nowhere else on the body. If anyone has any experience of a Modern Luddite shave in more personal areas, please leave a comment or drop me an email. Just because I don’t know anything about it there’s no reason not to spread the good news.

In case it’s relevant, I am a white gentleman with dark hair, and I don’t currently have a full beard, although I could probably grow one. If I shave carelessly I develop “razor rash” very easily, and so I’ve long experimented with various shaving techniques. Recently I was delighted to find that I could reduce the extortionate amount of cash I was spending on shaving equipment, reduce my razor rash, and still get a decent shave. In summary, here’s the solution that worked for me: (more…)

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On 1 November 2006
At 5:58 pm
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