This blog is about practical tips and personal stories on living with a reduced reliance on expensive and time-wasting technology. It’s not generally a place for comment and opinion. However a couple of days ago, I spotted a brief “news” story from which I think we can all learn a small but valuable lesson. According to London’s Metro “paper” (it’s not really a “newspaper”, more a collection of adverts peppered with tiny articles):
“Virgin Rail is to refit all toilets on its £600million fleet of super trains - because passengers keep getting locked in… Many passengers have had strangers walk in on them after failing to lock the doors properly. A Virgin spokesman said: ‘We are looking at a refit of signage and buttons.’”
Now just hang on a second. I’m sure most people reading this will have experience of train toilets. They fall into two categories: (1) those with a simple mechanical lock on the door that everyone can understand and use; and (2) those with a ludicrous system of levers and buttons that nobody understands, and with a sliding door that takes forever to close, leaving you blinking sheepishly at people seated outside as you wait to be sealed in.
How on Earth can there possibly be a reason to design, build and install toilet doors that nobody understands? How can people seriously think that “refitting the signage” will help? The solution to this non-problem is to take the Luddite approach: put the fancy, expensive gizmos in the bin, and use a sliding bolt like everyone else.
Virgin Trains clearly need to get in touch with their inner Modern Luddite. Bless.